It also has smudgy fingerprints on it from a stereotypical sci-fi geek at the same convention who just had to see it for himself. I am not joking. He was wearing a too tight red Trek jersey with Vulcan ears and a backpack full of what looked like Whopper wrappers.
I'm not putting down anyone who goes to those conventions because, obviously, I was there too. But this one guy was the type that gives us all a bad name.
